All in ONE update

1st up: Brian has an offer.

After weeks of interviewing, Brian charming the company with his wit, a fly back to Baltimore, and a lot of prayers, Brian was offered his first job by Black & Decker.


The Job: Leadership Development Program where Brian advances through 4 different jobs learning various skills. In a few years we hope for a corporate position.

The Benefits: A decent salary, dental/vision/medical/life insurance, a FAT '09 Chevy silverado, free gas card, free insurance and maintenance. This will be nice because the truck is for company and personal use SO we can use it for anything - even a cross country vacation!


2nd: Thanksgiving with the Hallows clan.

Unfortunately I was the worst at taking pictures and came home with only 2 that Dallyn took.
Brian and I brought down birthday presents for Dallyn and Reed from the older siblings. Danny and Ari gave Reed this wicked awesome gun set that shoots felt balls.

Brian and Reed kept each other occupied ...

Dallyn and I spent Thursday night in Walmart. It was a career first Black Friday for both of us. This is us at probably 3AM camping out. We scored some good deals ... can't list them though til Christmas!

Thanksgiving Menu:
Brett's Tri-tip on the Green Egg
Smoked turkey
Mama's secret recipe stuffing
Creamy mashed potatoes made with condensed milk
Corn with mo' butta
Green beans with even mo' butta
Butt crack dinner rolls
Brian's cranberry sauce
I scream you scream we all scream for
ice cream PIE
Lisa's apple pie

3rd: Ward Christmas Party

We had lot's of fun at our Ward Christmas Party. B & I were asked to sing with his parents at the party. We enjoyed good food, good friends, and good music. I was in charge of cupcakes. My target: the kids. I made a Christmas tree out of cupcakes. (At one point there was more candy underneath to look like presents.)

4th: The Santa Run

About a month ago Ari and I decided to do the 5k Santa run. We had a training plan - it failed miserably. I do not do well running - Ari does. We had lot's of fun though! I LOVED running it with Ari.

We started the run Jolly & Merry.

The Grinch made an appearance.

There were lot's of running Santas


This is how we ended the race!



5th: History of Creativity Project

I built a "gingerbread castle" using the architecture of the gothic cathedrals. The project started fun but ended in tears. I began the actual construction on Tuesday of last week with the goal of finishing Friday night. I ran into some serious setbacks: icing didn't work, icing that DID work ran out way too quickly, things took TOO long, etc.

By Sunday night I was sobbing while I glued on gum drops and candy canes. I didn't realize how loud I was crying .. pretty soon Brian and Britton came down stairs and helped me finish. I was SO grateful. I turned in the damn thing this morning and happily threw it in the garbage after my teacher had graded it.


I could continue updating all day long... but for now I need to finish the semester. 3 more days of classes, 1 week of finals. Then NO more classes as an undergrad. Just an internship, then a diploma, then hopefully lot's of $$$.

JEWELRY

Hey ... I found this cute jewelry site off of my friend Brittany's blog.

Go check it out ... there is a big jewelry give away this week! Super CUTE stuff!!

http://ardesigns.blogspot.com/

Wedding Day!

Making their first appearance as a married couple.... Mr. & Mrs. Bond


Ari was absolutely stunning! So Beautiful!!

The HALLOWS Family
(Dallyn, Me, Hot Husband Brian, Dad, Mom, Reed, Ari, Danny, Jarem, Lucy, Camilla, Sofie)

Me, Dallyn & Soapy

Me & Cousin Coco

Mimi, Soapy, Lulu

they call her GOOSE

Mr. Reed

Such a busy body

Gorgeous Ari & Gorgeous Gammy

Reed, Jarem, Danny, Ari, Dallyn, Me

Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Grandma --- Hallows Clan


We had such a fAbULoUS weekend!

COUGARS!

way to go GOUGARS!!!

ELK

Each night when I leave work I make the commute home from Birdseye, Utah. I am absolutely terrified of Spanish Fork Canyon. BUT the thing is ... I worry about the sillier, less probable things that might happen to me... I panic when I drive through the ghost town that is left from the famous mudslide in Thistle. I freak out when I pass the same dog on the side of the highway that I see every night. I SWEAR the dog is a ghost. I'm always afraid that I'll get in an accident in a spot where I have NO cell service and a rapist will come kidnap me.

Well last week I was driving home with my friend Emily, who is an EMT and we came up right behind a major accident.

This was the culprit....

And this was the victim...

Actually, I think it's the other way around. That damn Elk just about killed a couple people. He was the culprit.

So here's how it all went down:
FedEx hit the elk and pulled over. A kid driving a little Honda Civic didn't see the elk in the road until it was too late... he ran right over it and nearly flipped as a result. It completely ripped up the front of his car. Poor guy was scared to death. Emily and I pulled over. She checked everyone out to make sure there were no injuries... luckily there were none. I got on the phone with Highway Patrol and then we started moving everything off of the road and onto the side. As we started talking with the kid that was driving the Honda we realized that he was driving home from work and it so happened he worked for our Boys Ranch (we work for the girls). So we stuck around to make sure everything got taken care of and then two hours later gave him a ride home.


This was the trail of blood and guts (literally. look close in the background for the piles of intestine) from when we drug the elk off the road.



the Honda's punctured front driver side tire.


the front of the Honda


the front passenger side of the Honda.. see the guts and fur?


the Honda's bumper


i may look like i have a goofy smile BUT i am totally freaking out to be anywhere near this BEAST! i kept waiting for him to wake up and attack like Tommy Boy.


Emily is not so scared...

So I guess of all the things I've been afraid might happen on my commute... I forgot to fear this. Luckily everything turned out okay. We were glad to be there to help.

Ohbitchuary

Preface to this post:
20 years ago, when Brian's parents built their current house, instead of putting in central air they installed a swamp cooler. It was made to last for 5 years, but has somehow survived 20. It does anything but cool. The last two weeks it has sounded like popcorn popping and then last night it just flat out wouldn't turn on ... Brian wanted to let the family know that the cooler died so he sent the following in an email.

Ohbitchuary

On the 28^th of July, the year of our Lord 2009, a dear member of our family returned peacefully through the veil. To some he was referred to as the “cooler”, but to most … he was anything but. For more than 20 years he was with us. Expectations were never high for this prehistoric “air conditioning” unit. For Britton, the yearly maintenance and loud roar during use was pleasure enough and “cooling” the house wasn’t important. The “cooler” is lived on by Lauren and Brian, who cared for him the best they could in his last days of life. They slept naked out of mere respect for their dear friend and family member. Most nights they did’t even sleep because the thought of his passing would not leave their minds. Just as with dumb pets, coolers come and go. Who could blame him! He was only supposed to live for 5 and we were lucky enough to have him for 20. I am sure that those who from this day forth have the opportunity to enter the Davis’ home, the loss of the “cooler” will definitely be felt. Maybe it will be the quiet silence… or the sweat from head to toe. I am sure that if the “cooler” could leave us with any final words, they would have read thus:

“You should have gone with central air.”

God, rest his soul…

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I accidently deleted my blog list.... i added a few back already that had commented on my last post. BUT please leave your blogspot address in a comment on this post so that i can redo my bloglist! THANKS!

Weekend With R DOGG!

So my little brother Reed came to spend a few days with me & B. He came up Wednesday night all by himself on a shuttle from St. George. I think he is pretty BRAVE. We picked him up at a gas station on Center Street and just about died because he had been sitting there all alone for about 15 minutes in this creepy neighborhood (the shuttle arrived earlier then planned).

Weekend Schedule:

Wed:

-Basketball with Brian and his friends.

Thurs:

-Cocoa Puffs for breakfast.
-Hike to the Hot Springs in Spanish Fork Canyon.
We loved the hike ...
Were grossed out by the moss in the Hot Springs...
Got FREAKED out by the GIANT snake skin...
RAN the entire hike home cuz we were so scared!
-Reed taught us how to make SLOPPY joes. Mmmm.
-Bowling at FAT Cats.

Fri:

-More Cocoa Puffs.
-Roller blading in the morning... Only 1 picture because Reed
was too busy holding my hand to keep me from falling ..
-TANDEM Biking from BYU to Provo Canyon, where we met the
Staheli's for a bike ride to a park.
We stopped for some Koosh time at the park and a dip in
the stream.
-Reed taught us how to make porcupine balls (meatballs with rice).. SOO good!

Sat:

-Another ride on our tandem...
A killer climb up the hill to our home behind the temple.
-Pancakes and bacon for breakfast.
-SEVEN PEAKS for the rest of the day with the Staheli Fam!
-1 Bee sting for Reed. 1 Wasp sting for Brian.

--Lot's of Call of Duty for the boys during our chill time!

Thanks REED for a fABuLoUs weekend! Love you!

The Seer

Let me tell you about Brian's special abilities. No, not special abilities in the bedroom. . .


About 6 months ago we ordered a bookshelf that came in pieces that you have to assemble. Basically Brian just screwed some boards together and now demands the title of
Joseph the Carpenter.

Another night Brian prepared dinner while I was at work. It was delicious and fairly difficult for a beginner... it

consisted of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and our favorite chicken rice a roni. Now he demands to be called Master Chef.

When Brian plays Halo he

dominates... He demands
to be called Master Chief.

His latest title is Seer. Recently B decided to do push-ups everyday. (He's been doing them for about two weeks.) And the other night he had a dream...

He was walking through the halls of the Marriott School of Business wearing jeans, white pumas, his recently purchased D&G glasses, black jansport backpack, but NO SHIRT. It was no doubt a celebrity walk. People were clapping & cheering for him, he was pointing and waving to his fans. And the best part is that his 8th grade girlfriend was there and all he said to her was "hey girl, wassup?" and then he kept walking. He seems to think that this dream is a sign of what is to come... his push ups are going to make him HUGE and very
DESIRABLE.

* This is not Brian. This is a paid actor reenacting the dream. *

Hallows Reunion

In honor of this lovely lady . . .
Gladys Kay Larsen Hallows Brown

some of the cousins at the swimming pool...
we had full access to the Washington City Rec Center

Dad & Reed
playing a little basketball... i'm apparently smelling my armpits

Tio reed shootin hoops with the cuzins

The SIBS with Gammy: uncle LANE, aunt LINDA, aunt JUL, Dad

cuzin Ruby

Cedar & Creams


Jack & Allyson

Me & B & creepster Robin popping up in the back

Brian & Me

Me & Dallyn

ALWAYS a wrestling match when the Hallows get together

Bad A Kristen & Kade-o

Jon & Kade-ster playing on the SPLASH pad

GopGop Hallows GRILLIN

Shelbs & Abby

Steele, Amy & Abster

Miss Sally, Aunt Jul, and Mamasita

HOTT Kristen

Rennie & Mom



SO SAD to be driving home after our FUN weekend!

Temper Tantrums, Couture Baby Accessories

My best friend Kelsey just started a new
part time business... it's called

Temper Tantrums, Couture Baby Accessories!

She is making all sorts of cute little baby accessories. So for all you little mommies out there in need of a quick on the go diaper bag that is fashion aware ... here is your solution! She also makes hair clips that are all attachable to the head bands she sells. Purchasing one head band and multiple hair clips is definitely the way to go.

Now, I am not a mom, but I've been purchasing them as
gifts for all of my friends and visiting teachees who are knocked up! They have LOVED them. Here are just a few of Kelsey's designs.... please check out her blog to find more pictures and information regarding pricing.

http://tempertantrumsaccessories.blogspot.com/

example numero uno

example numero dos

example numero tres

example numero quatro


example numero cinco

example numero seis

Bees!

The other day Brian told me a hilarious story. It went like this... "I was in the bedroom drying off from my shower, naked. I had the window cracked and out of the corner of my eye I saw 3 bees fly in through the crack. I promise to death they were coming for me! So i ran into the closet and slammed the door behind me!
(Yes, my husband admits to being a pansy.)
After about 5 minutes of hiding, I cracked the door of the closet to see what the
bees were doing. I saw all 3 fly out the window in single file."

So Brian continued to tell me that these were NO ordinary bees ... he is convinced that they were a team of scout bees. They were after him. The above picture is basically what he described & so I thought he was losing his mind .... until today.

I pictured the bees looking like this picture above...

Today the team of scout bees sent the reinforcements. While i was at work Brian was at home fighting for his life against GIANT bumblebees. When I came home from work I felt as if I had walked onto the set of CSI Miami.

Brian had marked the dead bodies as if it were a crime scene...

After walking through the crime scene Brian and I were in our bedroom and he was explaining to me what had happened.... then we heard a buuuUUUzzzZZZZZ! We both freaked out and ran out of the room, slamming the door behind us. We were sure the bees had called for more backup, but when we opened the door it was actually a wasp. We closed the door again and Brian told me how he had killed the other 2. This was the plan: I would grab the hairspray to stun the wasp, while Brian got the giant cardboard box that he had used on the bees.

This was the wasp we trapped... you can't really see it, but he was a BIG sucker!

Apparently B wasn't crazy... those bees were scout bees!
Let's hope they never come back.

Following graduation we had Lucy's baby blessing. I wasn't kidding about a busy weekend.
Here are some pictures from the day....

Me & B

Shout out to my
cool cousin Clog & his even cooler
wife Kristen. She's by far the best
hygienist I've ever known.

Some of our good friends:
Lyndsey & Cody Malone

BIG sister Sofie

Tio Reed with little Lulu
(Lucy)

We were ready to go home at this point....

Some of the Hallows cousins

Gammy...

Graduation is a time for Celebration!

We had a full weekend of celebration!

Classes ended and Jarem graduated. The whole family was up for this and we had a good time together celebrating!

Brian and I spent the day doing nothing school related then headed over to the Marriott Center to watch Jarem walk. It was a nice meeting, but a loooonnnngg one. Sofie kept us pretty entertained.

Brian and I got really excited thinking that this would be us in just one short year! We love school, but we can't wait to finish!

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After all of the formalities the Hallows clan finished the night with breakfast for dinner at Cracker Barrel.










The next day we celebrated J's 24th Birthday.... Lot's of the cousins and friends came over for a little BBQ at Brian's parents' house by the Provo temple. We had a lot of fun visiting with everyone. I think Brian and I were a little caught off guard when this picture was taken.

Finishing Classes

WHOOOEY! Winter semester classes are OVER!

We are pleased to announce that we both passed with A's and A-'s! Brian was taking his finance core--- probably the hardest set of classes he will take here at BYU, so I am especially proud of him. He had several HUGE projects and MANY late nights. I took a heavy load including an anatomy class, which was an INTENSE course, but really quite amazing. Working with cadavers was an event to be sure! It was a long and tiresome semester, but we both feel like we have learned so much and had some major growth.

We celebrated the end of the semester by..... buying him new...... glasses! Ha- exciting I know. He went BOLD and picked out some D&G's. They look sooo good!