Let me tell you about Brian's special abilities. No, not special abilities in the bedroom. . .About 6 months ago we ordered a bookshelf that came in pieces that you have to assemble. Basically Brian just screwed some boards together and now demands the title of
Joseph the Carpenter.
Another night Brian prepared dinner while I was at work. It was delicious and fairly difficult for a beginner... it
consisted of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and our favorite chicken rice a roni. Now he demands to be called Master Chef.
When Brian plays Halo he
dominates... He demands
to be called Master Chief.
to be called Master Chief.
His latest title is Seer. Recently B decided to do push-ups everyday. (He's been doing them for about two weeks.) And the other night he had a dream...
He was walking through the halls of the Marriott School of Business wearing jeans, white pumas, his recently purchased D&G glasses, black jansport backpack, but NO SHIRT. It was no doubt a celebrity walk. People were clapping & cheering for him, he was pointing and waving to his fans. And the best part is that his 8th grade girlfriend was there and all he said to her was "hey girl, wassup?" and then he kept walking. He seems to think that this dream is a sign of what is to come... his push ups are going to make him HUGE and very
DESIRABLE.
* This is not Brian. This is a paid actor reenacting the dream. *
Oh! My gosh! Only Brian! However, I really would have to see the pushups to believe it. i don't think Brian has ever worked out one day in his life! Ha!!!
ReplyDeleteHAha girl thats a hilarious post. I love it. K and seriously wipe out is THE funniest show ever. Did you see it last week when the bigger lady was jumping onto the ball thingys and they kept showing it OVER and OVER again?? haha that was the best. I miss youu lau!!!
ReplyDeleteHaHa! I can just picture him walking through the tanner like that! You go Brian!!
ReplyDeleteSo sad we missed the reunion! Looks like you guys had a blast! Love you!
Tan and I got a good chuckle from this.
ReplyDeleteYES! That is awesome. I was a little bummed though because I thought for sure we were going to hear about how good he was in the bedroom! Love ya!
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